One Woman

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With graduation season just around the corner it isclasses I could get into. To my surprise I ran out of fun
time for the students in our lives to reflect on theirclasses in a very short time. When this happened I
accomplishments and look forward to the nextstopped attending school and started looking for a real
chapter of their lives. This year I will be attendingjob.
several graduation ceremonies to be held on highFor me there were many real jobs. I found
school football fields and in college auditoriums. As I sitemployment at insurance companies, doctor’s
in those collapsible chairs or on bleacher seats trying tooffices and even at a few video production
avoid the inevitable bouncing beach ball that alwayscompanies but I was always at the bottom of the
seems to find its way to me, I will also reflect on myfood chain, answering the phone and performing menial
own scholastic journey. Yes, once upon a time, I tooadministration tasks that were far from rewarding. I felt
was a hopeful high school graduate who believed thatunmotivated, worthless and frankly, kind of stupid. One
the world was my oyster. I couldn’t wait to getsmart thing I did do was to marry the world’s
away from the dreary institutional constraints ofmost perfect man. He knew higher education was a
uninspired teachers, pointless essays and unrealisticsore spot with me but over the years he gently
deadlines. That first summer after graduation wasencouraged me to go back to school and get a
simply joyful. I anticipated the liberation of attendingdegree-any degree. So off I went, back to another
college where people passionately discussed importantuniversity, this time well into my thirties and feeling like
and interesting topics and I dreamt about the contacts Ian old fish out of water.
would make that would surely lead me to anTo my surprise I took to college like a fish to water.
abundance of job opportunities. I felt as if I could doThis time around, the subject matter was not so
anything.tedious and after being in the workplace for so many
The reality of college hit me mid semester as I satyears I was used to jumping through hoops to meet
listening to a monotone geology professor drone ondeadlines and had perfected the fine art of listening to
about granite, obsidian or some other form of igneousboring people pontificate for hours on end. In a blink of
rock. I was bored out of my gourd and was askingan eye I was in my junior year (when you are over
myself: Really? Rocks? Is this something I need tothirty they should no longer call you a junior) and was
know to further my career as a famous film editor formaintaining a 3.89 grade point average. I was back on
TV and movies? So in an attempt to expedite mytop and feeling smarter than ever before. In fact it was
creative career I signed up for a Television and Radiokind of fun to walk into a classroom on the first day of
class at a local community college the next semester. Iclass and linger a bit in the doorway. My fellow
was energetic and smart. There was no need to beteenage and twenty year old class mates would
concerned about taking on too heavy of a work load. Iimmediately sit up straight and quiet down, thinking I
could handle attending two campuses and carrying awas the professor until I took my seat with the rest of
part time schedule in addition to my current full timethem.
schedule. I did not consider that it would be necessaryShortly after graduation I received a call from a
to increase my hours at work to be able to pay forproduction company in Hollywood. I had interviewed
my additional tuition. You see I put myself throughwith them many years prior and for some reason they
school, no well off parents or scholarships werekept my resume. They decided to look me up
available for me to tap into.because a post-production supervisor position was
Immediately, I fell in love with my community collegeavailable and I was qualified. It was an exciting moment
classes. We were writing, directing and editing radiobecause I always wanted to work with this group but
spots and mock TV shows. I spent every weekendit was also a little disappointing because they normally
and many late nights in the audio/visual lab working ondid not require a college degree. Had I invested all of
projects. However my university classes continued tothe extra time for nothing? Then it happened, the voice
be a snore fest and one by one I started missing classon the other end of the line said “Oh and I
and assignments. By the end of my first year I wasdon’t see any reference to the university you
the star TV production student at community collegeattended… can you just send me an updated
and on academic probation at the university. It was notresume?” Elation, pure unadulterated elation
a hard decision to make when the university counselorwas mine! Needless to say I am now happily
asked me if I wanted to continue my education on thatemployed bossing people around and being creative
campus. I cheerfully dropped out and focused all of mymost of the day.