Toss the Corporation Before It Tosses You

The days of 40-hour work weeks with benefitand...."
packages and retirement shares are quickly going theUnlikely? Hardly! It happens every Friday in every city
way of dinosaurs, phonograph records and VCR's...and town in America. The truest truism I've ever read
and remember 8-track tapes? You see it at Homesays that your biggest risk is to stay in your safe,
Depot, libraries, and grocery stores - self checkoutdependable corporate job. Yet, most of your friends
lanes, and no help to be found in the aisles whenand family are going to counsel you to do just that if
you're looking for a particular size dress, or for the guyyou begin talking about leaving or going into business
to cut your PVC plumbing pipe.for yourself.
Corporate America is changing, and the savvy areThese play-it-safe voices are raised for your own
getting ready now to find their own way, whether ongood, or so they'll tell you and so you'll believe. But the
the books with their own business, or with one of therisk in at least not having a plan is great in this day and
more off-the-book individual entrepreneurial responsesage. The shakiest ground is at the level of the
to an over-taxed, under-personalized culture.corporate environment. The scariest but least risky
The resume mindset always asks what you can do,ground is going it on your own or with a partner or
how much, how many, how long, and what titles youtwo.
had while you were doing these things. CorporationsThe scariest thing here is the thought that you have to
are seldom interested in the individual, giving only lipdo it on your own... alone. Nope! You do have to do it
service in the tiny box provided at the end for "hobbieson your own, but never, never, ever alone. There may
and interests." Truthfully, you know that corporationsbe people who will give or lend you money; offer
are not looking for creative individuals, but only forcertain abilities you don't have; introduce you to
those who can do more, faster to make the companymentors or experts; teach you certain skills or
money. It's time to TOSS the Resume'.information; allow you to use their space for free; lend
Your first step in preparing for the corporateyou equipment; etc. But if you're not clear who you are
downsizing movement is to know who you are.(step one, prepare your curriculum vitae), and if you're
Rewrite your resume' as if it were a "curriculum vitae"not clear where you want to go, then it will be difficult
(the course of one's life). Write it for yourself.to assess who and what you need.
What are you really "good" at? Do you like to talk withThe second step in preparing for corporate downsizing
people for extended periods of time? Do you spend ais to prepare a plan. Your plan should be beyond
lot of time rearranging the furniture in your house,checking the classifieds for a similar situation to that
painting the walls, or cleaning everything in spotlesswhich you've just left. This might work as a temporary
detail? Do you love to spend hours weeding yourtransition to moving into your own life to your own
garden, going through gardening catalogues choosingmusic. You could include it as one element to your plan,
ancient seeds from seed banks? Do you reallybut only as a temporary measure. It can buy you time;
secretly love taking your kids to Disney Land, andhelp you develop some savings or pay off current
planning great kid vacations? Do you spend endlessdebts; or help you learn some needed skill.
days at the mall just shopping or window shopping?Knowing who you are and knowing where you want
Do you collect anything? What do friends and familyto go will get you nowhere until you actually (Gulp!)
members joke and criticize you about? This is whattake some action on your plan. If you manage to get
should go on your curriculum vitae. Who are you,yourself this far, this might actually be the final and
really?highest hurdle. You could scare yourself out of it,
Rethinking the corporate day, consider your typicalknowing internally that this one step will change your
routine. You get up to an alarm, get your shower;life forever (actually, it was step number one, preparing
choose the corporate outfit; get the kids up, dressedthe curriculum vitae); or by listening to the play-it-safe
and fed; drop them at school or the sitters; stop at thevoices of friends and family that have now taken up
drive-up Starbucks window for your morning latte andresidence in your mind; or by looking at the final
muffin; call on your cell phone to see if the dry cleanerdestination goal and seeing it as overwhelming to the
is open yet; think over your day ahead; and you're notextent of being impossible. Here's where you need
even through the doors yet.only remember, you're simply preparing for an
You sit at your desk; check your email while you eateventuality that you may never have or want to act
your breakfast (the muffin and latte); rush off to theupon. And in this thought, you can easily take that first
meeting; then back to your desk to work on the fivestep.
new assignments taken out of the meeting; quicklyMake it simple. Make it easy. Don't scare yourself with
dart into the restroom and grab a candy bar andsomething huge on the first day of action - well, unless
coffee from the vending machine (or a donut thatyou really believe in yourself that much! Take some
Jane has sitting in the box on her desk) on the waybooks out of the library. Sign up for a local community
back; work through most of lunch except for 15college class for some particular skill or license you
minutes to rush out to the dry cleaners which is nowthink you'll need. Do some internet research. The next
open; return to your desk where you realize you'vestep will come as you gather information.
been here half the day and have only done 45Remember, you are always in charge. You can slow it
minutes of real productive work, and that was duringdown or change your mind at any moment. But you'll
the lunch hour; and you get the picture here.always have the knowledge of who you are and a
Then comes Friday afternoon, and the boss wants topossible plan for a day when you'll quite possibly need
see you in the office. "I hate to be the one to have toto have it. That is miles ahead of what most people
tell you this, but the company has decided to downsize,have.